altonzm:

yungmethuselah:

There’s no reason you can’t eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only reason not to switch over to pie entirely is pie sucks.

you were so close to a revolutionary thesis and then you betrayed me and every citizen of good standing

willow:

“You look different with makeup” ????? You think I’m buying shit for hundreds of dollars to just keep looking like my ugly self … Ok

biggbbrother19:

The shade about Kanye. I’m here for it.

bnprime:

weirdrussians:

Russian hockey player with the ridiculous penalty shootout

a hero

theirisianprincess:

imnotafraidofhospitals:

theirisianprincess:

DID HE MAKE IT??

he makes it

THANK FUCKING GOD

thesymbolofpeace:

thesymbolofpeace:

men that annoy women to the point of anger and screaming and then laugh because they think its funny are uh fucking demons

do you know how many stupid fucking responses ive had to see on this post? do you know how many? just be quiet

hotboyproblems:

how do hackers even hack people i forget my password on a weekly basis

whatthebec:

poqari:

There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

it’s the vitamin d bitch

prologuemv:

archive moodboard for @binnie

riceblush:

@ the bad eyebrow : I feed u I bathe u I groom u and yet … U forsake me like this

theatomicboom:

“too little too late” by jojo was way too raw for 11 year old me to handle honestly who hurt her